Posted
Thursday, June 16, 2005 @ 1958 PDT
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"Conservo-speak" and other Right jabs.
Alright, I admit
to being on a humour streak. I can't even remember where
I found this
link, but it looked funny, so there I went. Some of
it is old, some silly, some mean, but some definitely funny
(WARNING: Republicans will
not find any part of this site funny). Here are a sampling
of translations:
"Sound
Jurisprudence" = court rulings conservative like
"Judicial Activism" = court rulings conservatives
hate
"Special
Interests" = lobbyists conservatives don't like (Arnie
uses this one a lot)
"Industry Spokesmen = lobbyists on the conservative
payroll
"Law
and Order" = government enforcing laws conservatives
like
"Government Interference" = laws conservatives
don't like
"Regrettable
incident" = scandal involving a Republican
"Failure of liberal values" = scandal involving
a Democrat
"Stock
Market collapse" = share price slide under a Democratic
president
"Market Correction" = share price slide under
a Republican president
"Concerned
Scientist" = an expert conservatives agree with
"Environmental Extremist" = an expert liberals
agree with
And my favorite
tagline?
"If
guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments?"
Category:
humour,
politics,
USA
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